"Kill A Shark Night" at the Iri Ice

Salt Lake City --- The Wasphawks, in conjunction with
Captain Hairys Fishing Supply and Zeebco Fishing Reels,
will be conducting a "Kill A Shark Night" at the
Kinghill vs. Wasphawks game this Friday at the Iri Ice.
The first 7000 fans will receive a complimentary blow-up
harpoon and a Wasphawk logo fishing hat. Commentators
Mike Patrick , Len Elmore, and Doris Burke will adorn
anti-shark fishing ties, and
be munching on shark gummies all night.

"It should be a fun night. Our fans will enjoy searching the
frozen water, looking for sharks to kill," said Associate Athletic
Director Peter von Seivers. "We
are encouraging fans to kill all the sharks they would like."
Throughout they game the JumboTron will show great SNL
claymation shorts of Wasphawks slaughtering the greatest
sharks in movie history, including JAWS, JAWS 2, JAWS 3D,
JAWS the Revenge, JAWS of Death, A Sharks Tale and the
1958 cult classic She Gods Of Shark Reef.

During the intermissions fans will be able to don original
Wasphawks uniforms and pelt a 2002 Hyundai Tiburon,
with the fan doing the most damage taking home an
autographed picture of manager IriWalker.